In My Girlish Days . . .
2003-08-18 - 8:58 a.m.
It's a Monday morning baby
And I'm feeling tired
I'd drink the crappy office coffee
But then I'd just be wired.
It was a long weekend baby
And I've got the Twentysomething Blues.
Friday night I was at a party
Drinking and smoking with my friends
I met a boy there baby
I bet you know how the story ends
The start of a long weekend baby
That gave me the Twentysomething blues.
He poured me some wine and some gin
He put his arm around my back
It'd been so long since I'd been laid
Well I was about to get my virginity back
It was a long time coming baby
But now I've got the Twentysomething Blues
When he took me back to his place
I could tell he was a scrub
There was no soap in the bathroom darlin'
And there was a ring around the tub
But I figured what the heck
I wanted to cure the Twentysomething Blues
You know he told me I was beautiful
When we he laid me down in bed
To bad the horny bastard
Couldn't give any decent head
I'm talking some bad sex baby
It gave me the Twentysomething blues.
He wanted me to stay the night, Mama
And hold him til the morning came
When I just wanted to get home
And try to forget he had a name
Yes I'm a big bad slut and I know it
And I got those Twentysomething blues.
The next night I went to a party downtown
I was the entertainment, nothing new
Vegetable oil wrestling in drag baby
I gotta do what I gotta do
Oh but the place was full of stupid kids.
They gave me the Twentysomething blues.
A girl decided fireworks
Were the entrance she desired.
I guess it didn't occur to the dumb bitch
That she'd set the place on fire.
This Dumbfuck has a daughter, by the way
And she gave me the Twentysomething Blues.
It tried to put the firecrackers out.
Before they touched the ring.
It was a second before I noticed
The singeing and the sting.
Third degree burns on my foot, baby
A sure sign of the Twentysomething blues.
I can no longer party
With the punks and with the kids
I'm not as fond of being slutty
Yeah babe my youth has hit the skids.
Let me tell you all these stupid people
Have given me the Twentysomething Blues.
Yes, being surrounded by all these idiots, darling.
Has given me the Twentyyyyyyyyyyysomethin'
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